"'Tis the season to wear linen, falalalala, lalalala"

If one would take a saunter down to the Cot d' Azure from Provence with a map that only listed major highway changes and Mapquest directions which didn't account for the silly travelers lacking driving skills and the usual holiday traffic, one would be seeing red. Now, please, step out of the car and find your way through the ancient winding streets of Baumes de les Mimosas to your apartment. You have just gone from seeing red to seeing linen. Trousers in whites and beige's... billowy white tops and sandals, this is July the hottest month of the year. 'Tis the season to wear linen. Of course, there's also khaki, but who wants khakis and a polo when we can frisk freely in the waves, linen galore. So ladies, please, linen.