I Am a Poodle; Hear Me Yap

It seems to have been a while since I last saw the quick-fix of taking a hair tie and using it to tailor an overly-large T-shirt, but this hideous trend seems to be on the rise--again. I like to call it the poodle, for the wonderful tail it creates.
To start off, "the poodle" was not attractive. Then, on the Fourth of July, I saw something that really sent me off my rocker. Said "something" was this: a girl had taken a sweatshirt and tied it to make it smaller. The tail that resulted from it was no less than four inches long.
This is really just too much. If you know that the sweatshirt or T-shirt you are wearing is over-sized, why even bother wearing it?? You must have something in your wardrobe that is tight and tailored.
I mean, I understand there are dog lovers out there, but please is it necessary to give yourself a tail?! I think not. So, the new dog fad is on rise, but this time, you aren't buying your pooch a sweater.